PART 1
I’ve always dream of the day I will wear the ‘matric’ gown, be a
university undergraduate and exploit what it means to be a campus chic. My joy
knew no bound when my Jamb result came out and I
scored 260 though it is my third attempt, and I got an icing on the
cake with my post UME which I did as a compulsory measure to gain admission into UNILAG.
Guess what, I scored 180, Voila! My dream is gradually
coming true. But all said and done, my magical feat in these two examinations
was courtesy the guy we all call Agbari (Brain). This dude is a sort
of magician when it comes to exam fixing and admission processing. I met Agbari
accidentally at Shoprite during a shopping spree with my friends. I was at the grocery
section when I noticed a prying eye that’s been trailing me for a while, and I
decided to give him a hard look. Guess who I saw? Agbari! I can see lust
written all over him. The guy couldn’t have acted otherwise because it has
become a normal occurrence when guys see me well packaged. I’m physically well
endowed and that’s where the name Busty originated from, so I leave you to
imagine how my boobs and shape are. Let me tickle your fancy a bit. My
stats are 38, 29, 40 so you can see how well endowed I am.
Anyway, back to my gist, I moved closer to Agbari and said ‘hi,
have we met before?’, though he is not really looking any ‘tush’,
he answered that he wasn’t sure we’ve met but he likes what he is seeing and
won’t mind us been friends. We later exchange BB Pin and he went ahead
to pay for the stuffs I bought, not really much but a little over N50k.
Shade
and Meg
were fuming as they watch us chatting and we later said farewell with Agbari
promising to call me later. It’s amazing that not up to 5minutes we got into
the Red
Cab that brought us to Shoprite on our way back home, I received a
message on my BB from Agbari, telling me how he’s been
starring and following me all over the store and that he can’t stop thinking
about me, you know all those men’s sweet nothing, I was just smiling and my
friends were like what’s the problem and I gisted them about Agbari messages. But what caught my
fancy was when I asked him what he does for a living and he said Exam and
Admission fixing, I didn’t know when I shouted and almost jumped out of the cab
because at last I’ve met a messiah
that can help me sort my problems.
He later called me in the evening and we spoke for several minutes with him
promising to come pick me to his crib the following day. Though he is not my
kind of guy, he is short and doesn’t dress very well but I don’t care about all
these since I know if I play my cards right he can help me to solve my
admission problems. I, Shade and Meg later went out in the evening to
watch Salt at the Galleria, having heard so much about
the movie. We all parted after a couple of drinks at the end of the movie.
I was really counting the hours and looking forward to my date with Agbari,
I went through my wardrobe, checking out the most sensual of my clothes because
I just have to look really smashing and don’t want to give him a chance to
think otherwise about me. I later settled for a black short dress that shows my
cleavage and my well rounded hips. He does charge heavily for his services and
I’m not ready to part with any kobo rather I’ve made up my mind to use what I
have to get what I want.
In no time it was 2pm and he came knocking on our gate, and the gate man
brought me words that I have a visitor, I don’t have to think who it was. I was
the only one at home because my father stays abroad and my mum had gone to the
shop. My elder sister is in her third year in UNILORIN and she is in
school while my kid brother is in his SS class at Grange. We are not
really rich but quite comfortable and our dad and mum make sure they give us
the best.
So I ushered Agbari into our sitting room and I can see he was amazed with
the setting. It’s quite luxurious because mum and dad have high taste for
decors, and they can afford it as well.
I offered him a drink and while I was serving him I had to bend down and my
boobs were almost popping out of the half bra and the dress, I can see him
salivating but pretended not to, while I turn to turn on the TV, he stood up
and grabbed me from the back, before I knew it, he had planted a wet kiss on my
lips, I have no choice but to respond and we ended up on the sofa, kissing
and smooching passionately as if our existence depend on it, I’m sure I
took him to a world he’s never been before as he was just moaning and grabbing
at me.
AIDS IS REAL OOO!!! IF YOU CAN’T HOLD BODY, ALWAYS USE CONDOM!
PART 2
He later made a move for my G-strings, and I stopped him and ask
if he has a CD (condom) which he brought a pack out promptly, I later
collected it, open one and slide it over his hard dick this was not
before I had given a mad BJ which almost made him collapse. I wore the CD
(condom) for him and we took to action doing different styles and did
like 4 rounds. He was completely exhausted after the marathon love
making session.
After a while, he dressed up and asked for all my admission details which I
gave to him and he left with them, this was how we ended up having the date in
our living room. We kept exchanging SMS and he always calls me minute by
minute and in less than a week, he had helped me collected a JAMB
form filled it and submitted it. I later wrote the exams which he gave me the
‘expo’ to and I passed with high marks. He later helped me with my admission
into UNILAG
after passing the post UME and I was among the students
with the highest marks. Not that I’m really a dullard, but I’ve kinda be unlucky and may be
unserious too. This was how I secured my admission into UNILAG. This had been my
dream because I’ve heard a lot about this school and I’m ready to paint the
whole campus red!!!!
My mum and dad were so happy with my results and dad sent home money to
process my admission and for me to buy things I will be taking to school. I
went on shopping spree and bought all the things I needed. Mum helped me with
all the provisions.
I almost skipped telling you that I’ve got hundreds of friends and admirers
both on Facebook and Twitter, though I’m not into the
‘yahoo,
yahoo’ thing but I always received cash and gifts from most of them,
and when I announced my admission on both social networking sites, hundreds of
congratulatory messages poured in, and when I told the ones that I’m close to
about my needing things I will take to school, I received over a dozen Western
Union and MoneyGramm, some even sent me various stuffs like bags, shoes,
tops, perfumes, etc. You will even think I’m about opening a boutique. My
cousins abroad too are not left out as they were all happy that I gained
admission at last.
I started packing my stuffs with the help of my friends and the D-day
finally came when I had to leave for the campus, I was allocated a room at the
great Moremi Hall, not after I have sorted some guys at the
allocating office. My mumsy, my kid brother and friends drove me
down to school, they later assisted me to move my things to my room, we chatted
about my new environment and when it was time for them to leave, we couldn’t
fought the back tears which was rolling down our eyes as if they won’t see me
again, but they just have to take their leave. They left and I went back to my
room, on getting in, I had to go through an introductory session. We were six
in the room; we have Shewa, Mary, Angie, Kemi, Maryam and
myself. Like it’s always been with Jambites
been scolded, I didn’t get to experience such as my good looks helped me to get
away with it and the four Statelites
were fighting among themselves as to who I will be her bunk mate. Kemi is a jambite like me and a cousin
to Shewa.
They later resolve to a lucky dip with which I have to pick a name and it
turned out to be Shewa. I will tell you about all these gals later. This is how
I settled into my new campus life and later in the evening, we had a small
welcome party in our room which the statelites
organized for me and Kemi. They send SMS to their friends
and boyfriends and we really had a blast. I guess I wasn’t wrong to have chosen
this school as all I’ve dreamt of is beginning to unfold right from day one. I
almost forgot to tell you the commotion I caused amongst my roommates and their
boyfriends as they all can’t take their eyes off me. Welcome to the world of Bisola
Busty… I’m gonna run this town, trust me…..
AIDS IS REAL OOO!!! IF YOU CAN’T HOLD BODY, ALWAYS USE CONDOM!
PART 3.
My first weekend in UNILAG was quite memorable. The
welcome party was quite a blast, and our neighbours were attracted by the loud
music coming from our room and they can’t help but join the fun train when they
started smelling the sweet aroma of delicacies that was oozing out from our
room. Mary and Shewa are one hell of good cooks. We really had fun
dancing to the latest vibes of various Naija hits and we don’t
really need a DJ because Angie had this Naija Mix CD she got
from a copy of ACADA Magazine she bought and it has all our
favourite party songs.
I could notice all the girls that came to our room either to party with us
or to borrow one thing or another can’t help but stare at me. Some even pass
comments like, ‘Oh! I like your hair’, ‘Where did you get your weave-on?
Is it Brazilian’, ‘I love your contact’, etc.
We only had 4 guys in the room and those are Jide, Shewa’s
boyfriend; Kunle, Angie’s boyfriend; Breeze,
Mary’s boyfriend and Olu Cool Money, Maryam’s toaster who is a loaded
yahoo yahoo boy and the finest among them. Jide and Kunle arrived
together because they are friends but Breeze and Olu Cool Money arrived separately.
They all can’t help stealing glances at me but had to be cautious so that they
don’t get caught. They even tried starting up a conversation with me and I know
this is just a trick to be able to get closer. But their girlfriends are always
putting them in check. Olu Cool Money seems to be the bravest amongst them and
I guess this is because of his cash. He didn’t really mind talking to me even
though Maryam seem not comfortable with this. I found out that he is quite
intelligent as much as he looks and loaded with cash. We really chatted for the
better part of the party and he was quite funny and humorous too. Sometimes
Shewa will wink at me and I know she’s cautioning me to be careful because of
Maryam, but I can’t just simply resist the charm of this cool dude.
The party lasted till around 10.00pm when it was time for guys to vacate the
hall and this was been announced on the PA System. We later walked them down
from our rooms. Jide and Kunle walked away to their hostels while Breeze
drove off in his Golf GTI and we later left Maryam with Olu
Cool Money besides his Toyota RAV4 .
While I was chatting with Olu Cool Money, we had exchanged BB Pins
and phone numbers, with this I knew the guy is hooked, and on
our way up to our room, Shewa pulled me back and told me to be very careful
because she said could read all that was going at the party but I told her we
were only gisting and that the guy is nice and funny, she just told me
to be careful and that she knows the guy will come after me and though he and
Maryam are yet to start something serious but Maryam can be bitchy
when it comes to stuffs like this and this is how I got to know
they’re not fully dating yet.
Maryam later entered the room and I could see her mood had changed and was
just boning, Shewa who knew what’s up tried asking her what the
problem is but she said she was ok, but I and Shewa knew what’s wrong with her
and I guess the other girls too knew but we all tried to avoid trouble and
didn’t probe her further. Not up to 30 minutes, Olu Cool Money pinged me
and that was how we started this endless chat which lasted very late
into the night. Thank God tomorrow is a Sunday. I didn’t even know the time I
dozed off because I was so exhausted.
The following day, I thanked all the girls on behalf of myself and Kemi for
the warm reception but I noticed Maryam didn’t answered well when I greeted her
but I just pretended all is well. We later prepared breakfast and dressed up
for the church. I have a way of doing things and this still baffles many people
and it makes it hard for them to place me. I can be very fickle. My roommates
couldn’t believe it when I brought out my white Dry Lace Iro and Buba
with my Ace head gear. They were all in their English attire but I
prefer to stand-out and they didn’t know that the trick is, the native attire
will stand me out amongst them and will allow people to give me more attention
among them. That’s the logic! Immediately we all stepped out of our room, I
could say half of the hall residents’ attention was on us. I can’t thank God
more because all these girls are damn stylish. We were so lucky that Shewa
has a ride, a Mitsubishi Space Wagon and we all cruised in it to
church. We were yet to fully park when I saw guys eyeing us. Na wah O!
Even sef for church. God dey! To say we caused commotion right from
the church entrance is an understatement, despite the fact that we all dressed
well and not sensually or exposing our body, guys are still gazing at us. I
have to tell you that the six of us are a beauty to behold and I know God
himself will see us and smile at his creation. I can’t help but tell
you a gist of what happened in the church; let me save that for next week.
AIDS IS REAL OOO!!! IF YOU CAN’T HOLD BODY, ALWAYS USE
CONDOM!
PART FOUR
I know you all would have been thinking I seduced the pastor. I’m not
as bad as that oooo, going all the way to tempt a man of God, ish…..
As we stepped into the church, we paused by the door for a few minute to
check where we could get a space to accommodate us, in no time we located a
place on the third row from the front of the church, and we all gracefully
stepped and walked in to sit. We must have caused commotion as I noticed guys
starring at us. I could tell what was going through their mind, LUST!
We settled down into our sit as the pastor was about preaching the day’s
sermon, though we had missed the Sunday school by a few minute. On our row are
two handsome and well dressed guys. I could tell they’re working because of
their dress sense and suaveness. They both wore a well starched and ironed
Guinea Brocade. I sat next to one of them, and I greeted the two of them, they
are barely audible with their replies because I know they are surprised that I
greeted them. My being randy doesn’t make me to be rude or proud
o!*lol*….
It’s so funny that many young girls in the service are just fiddling
with their BB, I wonder if they’re re-broadcasting the service or
what? Anyway, the pastor’s sermon was quite interesting and he ended in just 45
minutes. We gave offering and it was time to go. I’m sure the dude sitting next
to me didn’t hear a word of what the pastor preached. I could tell that he is
an Hausa guy from his look and ascent. I’ve been dreaming of meeting an
Hausa guy and I know he is hooked, no stories! As we stepped out, I
saw him walking towards me and introduced himself and his pal to me and my
friends. “Hi, I’m Yussuf and this is Akin. Can you please spare me a few
minutes. Hope you girls don’t mind”. I excused myself; of course I
knew there was nothing else he wants to say than ‘toasting’…. Hmmmn guys
will always be guys. He later re-introduces himself and told me he
would like to see me again and asked for my digits and my BB Pin, which I gave
to him. He promised calling later in the evening and I left him to join my friends
that are already impatiently waiting, and we all drove off.
I was famished and we just had to do some quick cooking and we all slept off
after our meal. It was Olu’s pinged that woke me; he said he
will like us to hang-out later in the evening for him to show me around the
campus. I was so excited about this and not even minding Maryam. I’ve been
looking forward to check-out all the places I’ve heard about in UNILAG and I
felt this is a big opportunity. Olu asked me to meet him in front of the SUB by
6pm. I stood up by 5.30pm to take my bath and dressed up, as I was dressing I
could hear Maryam talking on phone and I knew it was Olu she was discussing
with. I heard something like Olu saying he couldn’t come again to take her to
the movies that he had to urgently go home to see his mum. I just laugh
and said to myself “guys can be bitchy”. I just did as if I didn’t
hear all she was saying to Shalewa and the other girls. When I was done, I told
them I needed to get to Yaba to see a friend and will be back soon.
Olu picked me up and we drove around the campus and avoiding all the areas
Maryam could go to. He drove me to most of the iconic places on campus
and we later droved to E-center to buy Ice cream and some Snacks and drove back
to the campus. As we were getting in, I told him I will like to go
back to my hostel, but he said there’s a special place he would like to
show me, it was already around 8pm. He drove straight to the Lagoon Front.
We went down and took a stroll. I was awe by the serenity and spectacular view
of the Lagoon and the environment. As we were walking and ‘gisting’, Olu
just hold my hands and pulled me to him and landed a kiss on my lips, I have no
choice but to respond. He kisses so well and we ended up smooching and all….
We later went to the back of his car to continue, and before I knew it he had
pulled down my pant and brought out a CD which I helped him to wear and we
ended up having hot sex. When we were through, he gave me N10,000 in
N200 crsipy notes and dropped me off in front of the SUB and strolled
down to my room. I got in and just dropped all that I bought for my friends and
slept off because I was extremely tired.
AIDS IS REAL OOO!!! IF YOU CAN’T HOLD BODY, ALWAYS USE CONDOM!
