Monday, 23 July 2012

BHISOLAR BUSTY - DIARY OF A RANDY CAMPUS CHIC….



PART 1
I’ve always dream of the day I will wear the ‘matric’ gown, be a university undergraduate and exploit what it means to be a campus chic. My joy knew no bound when my Jamb result came out and I scored 260 though it is my third attempt, and I got an icing on the cake with my post UME which I did as a compulsory measure to gain admission into UNILAG. Guess what, I scored 180, Voila! My dream is gradually coming true. But all said and done, my magical feat in these two examinations was courtesy the guy we all call Agbari (Brain). This dude is a sort of magician when it comes to exam fixing and admission processing. I met Agbari accidentally at Shoprite during a shopping spree with my friends. I was at the grocery section when I noticed a prying eye that’s been trailing me for a while, and I decided to give him a hard look. Guess who I saw? Agbari! I can see lust written all over him. The guy couldn’t have acted otherwise because it has become a normal occurrence when guys see me well packaged. I’m physically well endowed and that’s where the name Busty originated from, so I leave you to imagine how my boobs and shape are. Let me tickle your fancy a bit. My stats are 38, 29, 40 so you can see how well endowed I am.
Anyway, back to my gist, I moved closer to Agbari and said ‘hi, have we met before?’, though he is not really looking any ‘tush’, he answered that he wasn’t sure we’ve met but he likes what he is seeing and won’t mind us been friends. We later exchange BB Pin and he went ahead to pay for the stuffs I bought, not really much but a little over N50k. Shade and Meg were fuming as they watch us chatting and we later said farewell with Agbari promising to call me later. It’s amazing that not up to 5minutes we got into the Red Cab that brought us to Shoprite on our way back home, I received a message on my BB from Agbari, telling me how he’s been starring and following me all over the store and that he can’t stop thinking about me, you know all those men’s sweet nothing, I was just smiling and my friends were like what’s the problem and I gisted them about Agbari messages. But what caught my fancy was when I asked him what he does for a living and he said Exam and Admission fixing, I didn’t know when I shouted and almost jumped out of the cab because at last I’ve met a messiah that can help me sort my problems.
He later called me in the evening and we spoke for several minutes with him promising to come pick me to his crib the following day. Though he is not my kind of guy, he is short and doesn’t dress very well but I don’t care about all these since I know if I play my cards right he can help me to solve my admission problems. I, Shade and Meg later went out in the evening to watch Salt at the Galleria, having heard so much about the movie. We all parted after a couple of drinks at the end of the movie.
I was really counting the hours and looking forward to my date with Agbari, I went through my wardrobe, checking out the most sensual of my clothes because I just have to look really smashing and don’t want to give him a chance to think otherwise about me. I later settled for a black short dress that shows my cleavage and my well rounded hips. He does charge heavily for his services and I’m not ready to part with any kobo rather I’ve made up my mind to use what I have to get what I want.
In no time it was 2pm and he came knocking on our gate, and the gate man brought me words that I have a visitor, I don’t have to think who it was. I was the only one at home because my father stays abroad and my mum had gone to the shop. My elder sister is in her third year in UNILORIN and she is in school while my kid brother is in his SS class at Grange. We are not really rich but quite comfortable and our dad and mum make sure they give us the best.
So I ushered Agbari into our sitting room and I can see he was amazed with the setting. It’s quite luxurious because mum and dad have high taste for decors, and they can afford it as well.
I offered him a drink and while I was serving him I had to bend down and my boobs were almost popping out of the half bra and the dress, I can see him salivating but pretended not to, while I turn to turn on the TV, he stood up and grabbed me from the back, before I knew it, he had planted a wet kiss on my lips, I have no choice but to respond and we ended up on the sofa, kissing and smooching passionately as if our existence depend on it, I’m sure I took him to a world he’s never been before as he was just moaning and grabbing at me.
AIDS IS REAL OOO!!! IF YOU CAN’T HOLD BODY, ALWAYS USE CONDOM!

PART 2
He later made a move for my G-strings, and I stopped him and ask if he has a CD (condom) which he brought a pack out promptly, I later collected it, open one and slide it over his hard dick this was not before I had given a mad BJ which almost made him collapse. I wore the CD (condom) for him and we took to action doing different styles and did like 4 rounds. He was completely exhausted after the marathon love making session.
After a while, he dressed up and asked for all my admission details which I gave to him and he left with them, this was how we ended up having the date in our living room. We kept exchanging SMS and he always calls me minute by minute and in less than a week, he had helped me collected a JAMB form filled it and submitted it. I later wrote the exams which he gave me the ‘expo’ to and I passed with high marks. He later helped me with my admission into UNILAG after passing the post UME and I was among the students with the highest marks. Not that I’m really a dullard, but I’ve kinda be unlucky and may be unserious too. This was how I secured my admission into UNILAG. This had been my dream because I’ve heard a lot about this school and I’m ready to paint the whole campus red!!!!
My mum and dad were so happy with my results and dad sent home money to process my admission and for me to buy things I will be taking to school. I went on shopping spree and bought all the things I needed. Mum helped me with all the provisions.
I almost skipped telling you that I’ve got hundreds of friends and admirers both on Facebook and Twitter, though I’m not into the ‘yahoo, yahoo’ thing but I always received cash and gifts from most of them, and when I announced my admission on both social networking sites, hundreds of congratulatory messages poured in, and when I told the ones that I’m close to about my needing things I will take to school, I received over a dozen Western Union and MoneyGramm, some even sent me various stuffs like bags, shoes, tops, perfumes, etc. You will even think I’m about opening a boutique. My cousins abroad too are not left out as they were all happy that I gained admission at last.
I started packing my stuffs with the help of my friends and the D-day finally came when I had to leave for the campus, I was allocated a room at the great Moremi Hall, not after I have sorted some guys at the allocating office. My mumsy, my kid brother and friends drove me down to school, they later assisted me to move my things to my room, we chatted about my new environment and when it was time for them to leave, we couldn’t fought the back tears which was rolling down our eyes as if they won’t see me again, but they just have to take their leave. They left and I went back to my room, on getting in, I had to go through an introductory session. We were six in the room; we have Shewa, Mary, Angie, Kemi, Maryam and myself. Like it’s always been with Jambites been scolded, I didn’t get to experience such as my good looks helped me to get away with it and the four Statelites were fighting among themselves as to who I will be her bunk mate. Kemi is a jambite like me and a cousin to Shewa. They later resolve to a lucky dip with which I have to pick a name and it turned out to be Shewa. I will tell you about all these gals later. This is how I settled into my new campus life and later in the evening, we had a small welcome party in our room which the statelites organized for me and Kemi. They send SMS to their friends and boyfriends and we really had a blast. I guess I wasn’t wrong to have chosen this school as all I’ve dreamt of is beginning to unfold right from day one. I almost forgot to tell you the commotion I caused amongst my roommates and their boyfriends as they all can’t take their eyes off me. Welcome to the world of Bisola BustyI’m gonna run this town, trust me…..
AIDS IS REAL OOO!!! IF YOU CAN’T HOLD BODY, ALWAYS USE CONDOM!

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